Saturday, June 25, 2011

Signs of the Place


Korea has A LOT of signs.  They are on buildings, street corners, and just about any place you can think to put a sign.  Most of them are in Korean, but some are in Korean and English.  These are the signs that can be really interesting, and fun.  Following is a sampling of signs, labels, and other English-to-Korean translations that we found amusing.
This sign is a lighted digital board above school a crossing.  It alternates between the cute Korean policeman and the snail, to remind everyone to go slow.  They are lighted because children here go to school early and get out late, which means they are often navigating treacherous Korean streets in the dark.
Product labelling has its own charm.  Here, a package of chopsticks labelled as teaspoons.
How about some "lion chops" for dinner?
You can always start the day with 1% "self-control body milk."

His and her soup mugs, designed on a line of canned soups.   They make us feel good every time we use them. 
Retail establishments can be quite fun.  We are always charmed by the mascots for Mister Donut.
Not in the mood for donuts?  How about the potato bar?

Shop here and put romance into your life!

The mannequin has every reason to be disgruntled - his men's clothing shop has yet to change the "Wonder Woman" sign left over from the previous occupant. Oops!

Restaurants are often the source of a good chuckle.  This one is in our neighborhood.  It opened early in 2010, proudly states "Since 2010" and really does serve octopus and chicken.

Not in the mood for octopus?  Then how about this childhood favorite?

Looking for liquid refreshment?  How about this joint?
And if you spent a little too much time in "Pub's Pub" last night, you can have this soup for breakfast.

If you don't feel like going out, you can order in.  Delivery scooters are ubiquitous, and a mence to other drivers.  But your food will arrive quick and hot.
My all-time favorite!  The word "taang" means soup in Hangul.  This halfway translation is just too funny.

Sometimes (often) the translation proofreader misses a word or two.
A word-for-word translation gives rise to some interesting reading.  This one is on the rear windshield of a car.  First of all, Hades?  Really? Second, we aren't at all clear about this message - if you are, let us know.  Third, you could only read a messagel like this if you were stuck in a slow-moving traffic jam.  Good thing there are a lot of those here, or this expensive window decor would go to waste!
This sign was on the inside of a bathroom stall.  I have no idea what it says, but whatever it is, if you look in the lower right-hand corner, you can see that it is endorsed by the KTA - Korea Toilet Association.  Who knew?

Shindegae is a big, upscale department store that sells all the designer brands at full retail pricing.  Must be how they could afford to use Jeff Koons in their advertising.  He may love Shinsegae.  We have found in our two years here that there is much about Korea that we love, including the interesting attempts at the English language.  They may produce some crazy stuff, but whatever I may have to say about Korean English (known as Konglish), it certainly outdoes my 12 Korean phrases. 

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Sunday, July 26 2009

Sunday, July 26 2009
Remember this sign?
We have learned something really interesting about this "welcome sign" which we thought was a big billboard that was pasted onto an old overpass. It turns out that this is a defensive emplacement known as a rock drop. It is a big concrete box full of rubble and rocks. In the event of an invasion by North Korea the panels underneath the drop will be opened and release the rubble across the roadway, hampering movement into South Korea.

SOLAR ECLIPSE!

SOLAR ECLIPSE!
Might look like the moon - but it's the sun!
On Wednesday July 22 Asia experienced a solar eclipse and we got to see it! Miraculously the expected day of monsoon rain did not materialize and the sky was mostly clear for the duration. During the eclipse, which occured around 11:00 a.m., the sun was much too bright to view directly - we had to be satisfied with reflected images. But, as the sun began to re-appear, just enough clouds came in to allow us to look - and take a picture. It was quite something to behold and we feel lucky for the opportunity.

On A Clear Day...

On A Clear Day...
We had 2 days of church meetings in the Seoul area. Today the weather was remarkably clear and I was able to get a great view of the city skyline and the radio tower. Usually the sky is too hazy for a view like this. Pollution, rain, high humidity or dust storms are contributing factors.